This particular statement really bothered me: “What you put onto your skin affects not just how you look on the outside but how you are on the inside. i love my muff products deliver beneficial, positive and refreshing effects to boost your underneath and over all confidence”

Ok, so my lack of self-confidence can be boosted by spraying my crotch with a scented product? Wow, I’m going to run out and buy some right now because I’ve been looking for a cure-all for this problem for years!

I never want my daughters to read a statement like that….never. And this website is also where advertising lacks ethics – the product is supposed to be natural, no chemicals and leave you fresh and pure….all the while introducing more garbage into our environment from it’s packaging. Arrggghhh – I have to stop.

Other than that, as someone who is asthmatic and extremely sensitive to scents, I’m also aware that this process of inundating our world with perfumes, scents, etc. is becoming a health issue to many people.

But then, this person is going to make money, probably a lot of money, on women’s insecurity when it comes to our ‘private’ area. Sigh – sometimes we just need to be like men and not be so obsessed with ……. oh wait, they’re obsessed with their crotches too! (lol) Oh well.

So GLAD I’m not the only one. Yes, showering would be a much more healthy and natural approach…

And I love Heather’s suggestion on Muff Make-up! I think you can now have cosmetic surgery of your labia, so make-up would be far less intrusive. Perhaps we should suggest this?

I am sorry for anyone I have offended with this blog post – but am also very glad to see that I am not alone in my horror at yet another ‘unacceptability’ being placed on women…

EL

Why, yes, they do. Because nothing says savvy, empowered and informed like “buying into marketing bullshit telling me that I am, in my natural state, faulty, even though I’m happy with my muff, which suits me fine and has never received a single complaint from anyone on the grounds of appearance, hygiene, scent or taste. Please, now that you have successfully made me paranoid, do take my money and fix this flaw you have invented”.

“What do you think of being told “Now that you’re so fresh and so clean, you can rule out dubbing it the dirty south”?”

I’ve never referred to my muff as “the dirty south”. Possibly because I shower.

But hey, after all this time you’ve got to congratulate these people, right? I didn’t think there was any imagined physical imperfection that had not been mined for the benefit of making women paranoid and cosmeticians rich. But they got a new one! Phew!

Dear god, whatever next, muff make-up to mask unsightly down-there blemishes?